Families all around sat in antici.....pation for the results of the election. Hilary supporters, braiding each others armpit hair and Trump supporters, sharpening their pitchforks and marrying their second cousins; when it happened.
"Our 45th president-elect everyone, Mr. Donald J. Trump."
All his supporters leaped in joy, whistling, "yee, doggy" and chewing tobacco. Hilary supporters sat in a circle, taking bong hits for Jesus in an overcrowded room full of puppies and liberals.
"The world is ending," they cried in disbelief.
Even before Trump came into power, the riots were still present, these riots forshadowing his reign. Absolute chaos was ahead, heartbreak spreading. This free country would seem behind bars with Trump holding the keys to freedom.
Meanwhile, in the white house, there sat Barrack Obama and Joe Biden scheming against the new president-elect.
"Let's change the WiFi password to ILUVMEXICANS, he'll never guess it," Obama said slapping his knee.
"Now, now Barrack, be civil, let's hack his twitter and tweet about his tanning addiction," Biden interjects.
"Yes, that's genius! What would I do without you, buddy?" Obama says ruffling Biden's hair.
After Kanye wests meltdown reporters were lining up for an inerview and one was lucky enough to.
"So you voted for Trump?" a reporter asks.
"Yeah man, he has my full support. Now, I ain't no woman beater he knows how to keep them in line, hah pow, pow," Kanye said with extreme enthusiasm.
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"How do you explain this?" the reporter asks.
"Fuck, man get out of my face," Kanye exists.
Actions taken against the Latino community are absolutely heartbreaking. Trump has terorized the emotions of so many peaceful members of the United States.
"Sir, what are you doing right now?" a reporter asks.
"Estoy construyendo una pared para bloquear a los haters," he explained with sass.
Hilary shows up and pats him on the back in compassion.
"This is CNN reporting live and I ask you, rethink your vote, thank you and goodnight," the reporter ends.
"And I'd like to announce our 45th president of the united states....(reads card) Hilary Clinton," the host says.
*all is quiet
Whispers: "It's the other one."
"I apologize for the mix-up. Congratulations, Donald J. Trump; our 45th president of the United states!" host corrects himself.
*Green screen flashes war scenes and pictures of Hitler
"I apologize again, we're having minor difficulties, on to this commercial break," said with nervous laughing.
* rainbows and American flag in background
"We the people x 24 times and this is my speech. Let's make America great again," Trump says giving a Hitler salute and winks.
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